princebishounen:

ohhicas:

ryukokei:

Blue bed sheet, 1 inch, left ankle, 94% chance of survival.  I think I’ll walk it off.

Comic book, 5 inches deep into my right shoulder, 24% chance of survival.
jeez did I get ink poisoning or something?

A sheet of plastic, 3 inches deep into my thigh, 30% chance of survival
way to go me

Flip flop, 4 inches deep into my nose, 39% chance of survival. I’d say that’s pretty accurate cos a flip flop just went into my brain.

princebishounen:

ohhicas:

ryukokei:

Blue bed sheet, 1 inch, left ankle, 94% chance of survival.  I think I’ll walk it off.

Comic book, 5 inches deep into my right shoulder, 24% chance of survival.

jeez did I get ink poisoning or something?

A sheet of plastic, 3 inches deep into my thigh, 30% chance of survival

way to go me

Flip flop, 4 inches deep into my nose, 39% chance of survival. I’d say that’s pretty accurate cos a flip flop just went into my brain.

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